As the May blossoms peak and the riverbank comes alive, Tonbridge is leaning into a weekend of high-energy comedy, soulful rhythms, and plenty of local flavour. Grab a coffee, soak up the spring sunshine, and dive into our curated guide for the weekend ahead.
Arts & Entertainment
Lonestar Comedy Night (Friday 15th May)
Get ready for some side-splitting laughter as Lonestar Comedy returns to the EMF Theatre. Featuring a line-up of professional touring comedians, this is the perfect way to shake off the work week. Details and tickets here (and if you’ve missed out this month, book ahead for June!)
- Time: Friday 19:30
- Venue: EM Forster Theatre, Tonbridge School
The Brothers: Outdoor Roman Comedy (Friday 15th May)
If you prefer your comedy with a historical (and alfresco) twist, head to the Library Gardens. This outdoor performance of the Roman classic is lighthearted, funny, and perfect for a mild spring evening. Details and tickets here.
- Time: Friday at 19:00
- Venue: EMF Theatre Library Gardens
DJBS DJ Night (Saturday 16th May)
The Market House is the place to be on Saturday night. DJBS will be behind the decks, spinning a mix that promises to keep the High Street buzzing until late. Details here.
- Time: Saturday evening
- Venue: The Market House, High Street
The Master Builder (Saturday 16th May)
For the theatre lovers, the Oast Theatre opens its production of Henrik Ibsen’s The Master Builder. It’s a powerful exploration of ambition and legacy in one of the town’s most unique performance spaces. Details and tickets here.
- Time: Saturday 19:30
- Venue: The Oast Theatre, London Road
Sports & Wellbeing
Chakra Toning & Sound Immersion (Friday 15th May)
Kick off the weekend with a deep reset. This sound bath session at Mountfield Retreat focuses on chakra toning to help you find your balance before the Saturday rush. Details here.
- Time: Friday 19:00
- Venue: Mountfield Retreat
Tonbridge Parkrun (Saturday 16th May)
The community tradition continues. Lace up your trainers and join hundreds of locals for a 5km loop through the Racecourse Sportsground. Whether you’re chasing a PB or walking , everyone is welcome.
- Time: Saturday 09:00
- Venue: Tonbridge Racecourse Sportsground
Yoga with Goats (Saturday 16th May)
Quite possibly the most unique yoga sessions in Kent. Head to Princess Christian’s Farm for a session of Yoga and Qigong, assisted (or perhaps hindered) by a group of very friendly local goats. You can find details and booking information here.
- Venue: Princess Christian’s Farm, Hildenborough
Sound and Gong Bath (Sunday 17th May)
The Market House transforms into a sanctuary of calm on Sunday. This Sound and Gong Bath is designed to wash away the weekend’s excitement and leave you ready for the week ahead.
- Time: Sunday at 17:00
- Venue: The Market House, High Street
Food & Community
Bombay Supper Club (Friday 15th May)
Spice up your Friday at The Market House. The Bombay Supper Club is serving up a choice of two curries—perfect for a relaxed dinner with friends.
- Time: Friday evening
- Venue: The Market House, High Street
Nelson Arms Sunday Quiz (Sunday 17th May)
The ultimate Tonbridge Sunday tradition. Put your general knowledge to the test at the Nelson Arms. It’s always popular, so make sure you book a table to avoid disappointment.
- Time: Sunday 19:00
- Venue: Nelson Arms, Cromer Street
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